I've had longer relationships with a pair of socks

Well once again Geordie Shore did not disappoint us. It is becoming impossible to keep up with who’s on and who’s off. It’s like a bad soap drama. There’s no guessing who we are on about either….Vicky and Jay and Charl and Gary!

This week we got to witness a different side of Vicky as she became wild and single…but for how long? Her antics in the club got her branded by her friends as ‘Possessed like the exorcist’ as Vicky her self admitted she had ‘had longer relationships with a pair of socks’.

After suddenly feeling like an outcast from the group and stirring trouble between the other girls and the lads it wasn’t long until Vicky was feeling sorry for her self and crawled back to Jay for cuddles….Does this mean they are on again? But let’s not forget the night before he had a different girl in his bed ….did he wash the sheets? I’m guessing not!!!

Next we have Charl and Gary who started this week as singles but Gary was as cocky as ever stating  ‘if I want the story to continue, that’s  no problem’. However Gary decided to pursue the girl from the bar- who for the first time he actually took out on a Greg Style date, and actually wined and dined her and put her in a cab. It seemed that Gray was turning a leaf and converting into a gentle man. As you can imagine Charl was not pleased and branded his new flame an inbetweener, as she didn’t have inches of makeup, fake tan and fake hair. She found it hard to understand the attraction he had to an inbetweener instead of a worldy girl like her. Charl then declared that Gary and her were over as he had ‘pissed on the flame, and the wind has blown the ashes away’. But we all know it didn’t end that way – in fact in ended with Gary and Charl in bed together with Sophie in the next bed, and Charl asking – ‘Why do we keep doing this?’.

With all this going on in the house it's no wonder the boys Greg and James are feeling a little left out and fed up, which is why they decided to go on a lads night out. It was just a shame that every single club was absolutely dead. The one bar they did spot a hotty in Greg went up to make his move only for the girls mum to appear. In all fairness James tried to take one for the team and tried hitting on the mum, I am happy however that she didn't fall for it. They both came back empty handed apart from a pizza and burger.

Let’s wait to see what next week holds – a lot more of the above at a wild guess.