Geordie Shore

Last night proved to be another jaw dropping episode from Geordie Shore. I am pretty sure that the disclaimer at the beginning of the show isn't enough warning to explain what you are about to witness.


Charlotte was clearly happy with her hook up last time if not a little gob smacked by his well endowed parsnip. I think Charlotte has misunderstood the size of a parsnip and she seems to think 'he punctured someones lung or something before'. I hope for the poor girl sake that this did not happen.


The episode started with 2 couples Gary and Charlotte and Vicky and Jay - but it didn't stay that way for long after the boys decided to host a dinner party. Greg decided to show the boys his tried and tested method of picking up girls by 'wining, dining and banging'!! Nice way of courting there Greg. As it turned out the girls numbers Greg had collected the week before were all air heads and couldn't even sit on the edge of the hot tub without falling in. But this didn't stop Gary - what a surprise. Gary's antics are starting to bring out Psycho Charlotte but according to Vicky the problem is Gary is like a 'Venus Fly trap and Charlotte keeps hovering on the border of his jaws', unless she moves away she will keep getting bitten. If I was Gary I wouldn't mess with Vicky after her cat fight in the night club, yes this week it was the girls who got in a fight not the boys. Unfortunately for Gary - who thought he had Charlotte on a plate, she passed out cold on him, not even a few shoves could wake her up. That taught him, finally he couldn't act like the cat that got the cream.


I don't knows who's idea it was to put more than one bed in a room, but there was one scene in particular that I couldn't believed they actually aired. What makes it worse is that before anyone had even risen Sophie's Mum and Dad turned up with Pizza. Sophie was waking up to her coyote - or was it the other way round? just as her parents rocked up to the aftermath of the night before.


Final thought from last nights Geordie Shore is that of Charlotte's hair in her video diary - there is no way she thought that hair-do was good - she must have been dared, if not thanks for the laughs Charlotte.