Brooke Vincent and Gabby from Made in Chelsea step out in the same dress. Brooke wore this a week before Gabby did at her 19th Birthday party.

But who wears it best ....you decide!!

‘Tashing on’ was the word of the night and also seemed to be the theme of the episodet

Whether  it was the Shakespearean tragedy waiting to happen Gary and Charlotte, tricky Vicky and Jay or open relationship Holly it was all about tashing this episode. For those of you who aren't up to speed on Geordie slang, tashing on means Kissing with a partner

However Charlotte went one step further with Gary than tashing despite her  being adamant that she wouldn’t. She obviously couldn’t resist the parsnip, and ended up walking like John Wayne. Charlotte kindly informed us that she wouldn’t go there again as if she had ‘one more giant parsnip she would have to go to hospital’ and she felt like he had ‘poked her brain’. Let’s hope that she listens to her friends  and stops being Gary’s banker.

How do you like yours?

Looks like Gary might be the first to do the ditching , as he has arranged a Greg style date with his favourite barmaid. What can this mean?

Vicky and Jay spent another episode – talking , arguing and tashing, nothing different then. These 2 need to sort it out, stop playing games and work out what they want, although I think we already know Jay’s mission as he kindly shared with the lads ‘ My mission is to bang Vicky’, I’m sure she would love to know that, but she cant take a man serious with his top off and eye brows waxed.

The arrival of Holly’s boyfriend to the house caused an awkward atmosphere. The big question was how would he react to Gary after knowing that Gary and his missus had tashed on – little does he know that it was more than that.  After a night of face eating and motor boating , Holly obviously couldn’t live without it and after her emotional statement – ‘I’m trying to be strong but I can’t , I’m leaving’ , Holly departed the house, yet no one had even noticed she had left.  Will she return? That remains unknown.

That's more than once now Ollie!!!

Correct me if I am wrong - isn't Made in Chelsea about being rich - being rich means you dont wear clothes in public twice? Seems Ollie is doing the opposite, I am loosing count of how many times he has worn this jacket. Time to get a new jacket Ollie!!!

Awkward

I love that the awkward moment when Ollie came out to Gabby now has a facebook page dedicated to that moment!!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/That-awkward-moment-when-Gabriella-doesnt-realise-that-Ollie-is-gay/132542803490453

Dog eat Dog

It’s Week 5, 12 candidates remaining and one pet food challenge to separate the pedigree from the runt. 

Vincent led team logic on their dog food quest to failure once again – this is the 5^th lose in a row now for Logic – not a good track record. Vincent should have listened to the Vet in the focus group, the whole point of a focus group is to gather market research, the Vet a trained professional in animals did say ‘you can’t target every dog type due to size, they all have different requirements’, but Vincent thought he knew best and had found a gap in the market only to be told at the end that he had committed the biggest faux par in pet food marketing and marketing itself. Maybe if he hadn’t drooled over Jim’s every word he might have had his on idea, or as Nick described them – they were acting like Batman and Robin. Apart from their marketing name and concept they did well. Don’t think he’ll forget that a dog is meant to be special to its owner so serving up ‘Every Dog’ isn’t going to cut it as it may as well be called ‘ Any old dog’.

Team Venture did triumph again in this task, I wasn’t totally sold on Catsize – a play on Cats Eyes, but as a product it worked especially as they did their market research well and found out that over half the cat population is over weight. That’s probably because they spend all day rummaging in the trash cans. I must say I am mighty disappointed they didn’t decide to cast the furless cat that looked like a rat, how that could not sell a product. Maybe Glen’s theory of no guts no glory does work – at the end of the day he is a designer and unlike Susan from last week who claimed to be an expert, he did actually design the product and won the challenge.

Sir Alan threw a bone in the works by firing both Ellie and Vincent. Ellie because it’s week 5 and she has done almost nothing – she has been like a little mouse and Vincent because he was playing a game of friends. By not bring Jim into the boardroom he had already put himself on the line.  If Vincent had brought Jim into the boardroom he probably would still be in the house as Jim was the culprit for the name ‘Every Dog’ and good ammunition for Sir Alan to fire him over Vincent.

Bye Ellie and Vincent

2 out 10 left!

Has anyone else noticed that James from Geordie Shore looks like Gavin Henson!!!

Geordie Shore

Last night proved to be another jaw dropping episode from Geordie Shore. I am pretty sure that the disclaimer at the beginning of the show isn't enough warning to explain what you are about to witness.


Charlotte was clearly happy with her hook up last time if not a little gob smacked by his well endowed parsnip. I think Charlotte has misunderstood the size of a parsnip and she seems to think 'he punctured someones lung or something before'. I hope for the poor girl sake that this did not happen.


The episode started with 2 couples Gary and Charlotte and Vicky and Jay - but it didn't stay that way for long after the boys decided to host a dinner party. Greg decided to show the boys his tried and tested method of picking up girls by 'wining, dining and banging'!! Nice way of courting there Greg. As it turned out the girls numbers Greg had collected the week before were all air heads and couldn't even sit on the edge of the hot tub without falling in. But this didn't stop Gary - what a surprise. Gary's antics are starting to bring out Psycho Charlotte but according to Vicky the problem is Gary is like a 'Venus Fly trap and Charlotte keeps hovering on the border of his jaws', unless she moves away she will keep getting bitten. If I was Gary I wouldn't mess with Vicky after her cat fight in the night club, yes this week it was the girls who got in a fight not the boys. Unfortunately for Gary - who thought he had Charlotte on a plate, she passed out cold on him, not even a few shoves could wake her up. That taught him, finally he couldn't act like the cat that got the cream.


I don't knows who's idea it was to put more than one bed in a room, but there was one scene in particular that I couldn't believed they actually aired. What makes it worse is that before anyone had even risen Sophie's Mum and Dad turned up with Pizza. Sophie was waking up to her coyote - or was it the other way round? just as her parents rocked up to the aftermath of the night before.


Final thought from last nights Geordie Shore is that of Charlotte's hair in her video diary - there is no way she thought that hair-do was good - she must have been dared, if not thanks for the laughs Charlotte.