Magaluf - Shagaluf

I don't even know where to start with this - they are fowl! If you thought their antics in the north was bad, the Magaluf happenings have nothing on them, they don't even come close to touching the sides!

The first night Jay had a 3-some, with 2 sisters after kicking Vikki out of the bed! It's one thing doing it it's another kicking someone out of bed- seriously guys where is the respect!

What gets me is their lack of hygiene, no one seems to change the sheets, but they all share beds - they are lying on someone else's love juice - who really wants that! Then again Gary the ramping rabbit is happy to do it anywhere, and its about time that Charlotte got over him and stopped denying that his antics don't get to her - the lady doth protest too much!

I don't even know what is going on with James - he couldn't pull in England and now he cant pull in Magaluf! I think he could do with some lessons from Gray and Jay!

I would also like to highlight that the girls seem to wear more clothes during the day than when they go out in the evening , what is that about? Isn't the idea to sunbath and get a tan! Strange people!

 It would also appear that after seeing herself on TV and all her psycho outbursts that Vikki has been to anger management counselling or something similar as she seems to be a new person.

Part one is down - I wonder what part 2 will hold, more sordid antics I am sure!

X Factor

There is a reason that after all these years X Factor is still around. I have often wondered if it is morally acceptable to televise the audition stage, then I realised that no one is actually forcing them and if  they were in fact normal and not deluded, away with the fairies with their heads in the cloud it would probably be extremely boring.

I think we have already found this years Jedward equivalent, Mr Johnny Robinson! Where do I start... if Carry On films were still being produced he would most certainly have found his fame and fortune, he has an uncanny likeness to Kenneth Williams. The combination of his high pitched girly voice, camp gestures are just brilliant! His comments at the beginning about his home had me curled up in fits and giggles..' I live in a bedsit, oh wait that doesn't sound great, maybe i should call it a studio, but that doesn't sound good either, it's a flat, yes a small flat, that's better isn't it?', couple that with his voice- it's genius. But he is no laughing matter as the voice that sits within him was awesome and had me in stunned silence. You get these weird characters who come on and say they can sing and end up like a car crash, but Johnny can sing - watch this space. I hope that he does well as he seems so genuine and excited.

Talking of car crashes I have no idea what was going through Duos heads - They were a prime example of the deluded people that go on the show - seriously how could they compare themselves to JayZ and Beyonce when they sounded like a cat being strangled.

I have to say I am a massive fan of Tulisa, Kelly Rowland and Gary as judges. How is it that Gary has an air of Simon about him - just the way he holds himself. Kelly Rowland seems to be a hit with the guys especially Derry the Burger King guy!.

Cant wait for next week, the comments at Tulisa's singing look heated!

Check this weeks best auditionees out!

Johnny Robinson : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drcvM-yiKTU

Duos : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09CPF2yKy0Q&feature=related

The Keys - One to watch out for : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSSR4TMcids&feature=related

Derry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWkZGmQ42y0&feature=related

The Bachelor - Gavin Henson

OMG!!! I love this new programme and Gavin's not bad either I suppose! Gavin has always been someone that has interested me, especially since watching 71 Degrees North but not in that way - more of a I don't quite understand him way, and cant believe anything that comes out of his mouth.I would say however that since his split and during his split from Charlotte Church that he has been very genuine and private about it all rather than trying to sell his story to OK! magazine for a few bucks - which he must be after by now after being out of the Welsh squad for so long.

You would have thought that having 25 girls competing for you as an international rugby fan would be a usual occurrence, to Gavin however he seemed nervous - I am not quite sure if its because he had over moisturised or because he had just applied another layer of fake tan but he did seem overly shiny or sweaty. It did make me laugh that the opening song had the lyrics 'like I'm the only girl in the world' - clearly not the only girl as their is 24 others to compete against, and I definitely would not have described the experience as a quest of a lifetime - but each to their own, who am I to judge.

I do find it very hard to believe that he has only ever had 2 relationships - its Gavin Henson - I would say his longest and most trustworthy relationship must be with the mirror and the gym and therefore not much room for anyone else. Although I would imagine that he has had numerous one night stands.

Some of the girls I must admit I agree with Gavin are not all quite there. I found it cringe worthy watching Laura. Who demands that someone picks them up and carries them on their first encounter? and then tries to play hard to get by saying 'Thank God its over I can go in now', especially when behind camera she was saying how much she wanted to be picked.Strange!!

So the 25 were reduced to 15, My bets are on that Layla, Simon Webbs ex , Nikki the single hot mum, and Keisha will do well! Place your bets now!

Magaluf Madness

Their back!! Dont miss the Geordie Shore summer Magaluf Madness episode tonight!!!

We are watching you!

Well Celebrity Big Brother 2011 on the new channel 5 has started! I however am struggling to piece together how they can call it 'celebrity' big brother. All of them are z-listers and quite frankly annoying , but lets hope that they at least will entertain us!

 

 The most popular of all of them has to be Tara Reid, Kerry Katona, Amy Childs and Jedward...but for all the wrong reasons really.

Does David Hasselhoffs ex really count as a celebrity - I could walk past her in the street and not blink an eye lid.

Why oh why if you are an MP's wife would you lower yourself to go on national TV and be made a fool of! I am sure she can't need the money that much!

We will have to see how things unravel!

Back to Reality!!

So I have been quiet for a while - the reality TV seen has been quiet until this week. It has gone from only Teen Mom 2 and the Half Ton Teen to reality madness. Now airing we have:-

• Celebrity Big Brother
• X - Factor
• Britains Next Top Model
• The Bachelor
• Geordie Shore Magaluf Madness

I will try my best to keep you all updated with the reality news while also aiming to keep down a job and a social life...could be tricky!!!

xx

Half Ton Teen

This show is so frustrating, you can seriously see and understand how these people got into the mess they are, when you witness their attitudes and home life. They are offered the opportunity some people would jump at the chance for, but they don't seem to see it that way.


Billy needs a medal for his drama queen baby-like behaviour. I'm pretty sure if I weighed 600 pounds I would have a sore toe too. He's treated like a 6 year old, and his mum caters to his every need, fetches every ounce of liquid or food that enters his body - surely she is the biggest problem of all and has turned Billy into what he is today. What I don't understand is how she isn't as small as a rack when you consider all the running around she does for him.


What sort of parent offers there 500 pound teen pizza and barbecue burgers when he has just undergone the first stage of a gastric band. To add to it the first meal she fed him when he came out of hospital...wait for it ...was a hot dog ....seriously what is wrong with you?




What a good excuse for not staying in hospital - I want to see my cats! That excuse is not going to work and the only reason he wants to leave is so that he isn't forced to walk around and eat healthy food, when he could be at home surrounded by computer games, Internet, DVDs and his mum to wait on him hand and foot. If I was in charge I would bin his computer games, TV , DVDs and Internet, and make him exercise, no sob story would wash with me. The best thing his mum has done so far is to remove the chair from his room that I think he literally lived in, when I mean lived in I mean he was washed there, slept there and spent all day there! How can some people live this existence?

John Wayne is another annoying person, there are some people out there who would if they could pay to have a gastric band and you have these teenagers who are given them who don't appreciate the second chance they have been given, it was only this week we saw the tragic loss of Murphy because of pneumonia and the difficulties he faced trying to fight it being 600 pounds.