They gonna be in there like swimwear - shame it didn't stay on!

We'll these creatures are certainly no angles of the north. They are however a true representation of Britain's binge drinking antics!! I am pretty sure if you sent a camera out on a Saturday night that you could find people exactly like these.

Initial thoughts were that the men were iron pumping, muscle obsessive wannabes. The girls were black hair, tangoed and in need of a slightly bigger top to hold their breasts in. After all no proper Newcastle Geordie steps out without fake tan, which makes it quite appropriate that the show is sponsored my Fake Bake.

Within hours of entering the house first impressions were out of the window, instead of small talk to get to know each other they thought they would get to know each other on a different level  all together. The girls were getting in the hot tub fully dressed, swearing and then holding each others hair back as they were vomiting, which resulted in Charlotte and Sophie tucked up in bed while the party continued. This was later followed by Holly getting her boobs out in the hot tub and pouring champagne from them, seriously how does her boyfriend allow this? According to her they have an understanding, that even allows her to share a bed and spoon with someone, we all know that spooning leads to forking and that it did! There was definitely something going on under the duvet. Conveniently the next day when she spoke to her boyfriend she didn't mention this, I wonder why.

Holly and Gary weren't the only ones to get it on, after spending the whole night cuddled up to Greg, Vicky ended up in bed with Jay and arguing like a married couple.

Greg seemed to be the pick of the litter and even contemplated leaving the show as he didn't feel he fitted in with the meat heads - he soon however showed that he did and earned himself some street credit by joining the fight in the club to protect James, that's true bonding for you.

The newest hook up was between Gary and Charlotte. Gary has now hooked up with half the house not forgetting the '3 some' in the shag pad. This all happened in one episode, next weeks show is set to be another cracker if they allow it to air.

Word on the streets is that a Cardiff Born and Bred serious is coming to our screens soon!