Massive LOL

How is the picture posted in the below post any worse than this!!! In fact this is worse and I am sure I can find worse....for someone who doesn't get her arse or boobs out and is a reserved person I think this picture says otherwise!!

Who ever created this disserves a round of applause!!!

Handbags at Dawn

Wow that was one explosive episode of CBB!! It was like being back at school in the playground watching girls throw their handbags around and pulling each others pigtails...not that I did this, although I cant deny that my mum made me wear pigtails...big mistake!!

I might be about to offend people here, but I am pretty sure I am only saying what half the people who watched CBB yesterday are thinking. How can Karissa be serious with what she said.....'I am the most reserved person in the house, I dont show my arse or boobs I shower in a bathing suit, I cant believe you have just seen my arse on TV' ....'My management is going to have something to say about this, there will be a law suit if you show my bum on national TV' , quite frankly WTF are you talking about, if I wanted to see your bum or even your boobs for that matter all I have to do is google you ......UUmmmm didnt you become famous as playboy mansion girl bearing all!!!!! How on earth is the TV any different from google images and videos. Money grabber springs to mind.

Talking of money grabbing, when they were told they were taking part in the Japanese chat show live, their instant reaction was, 'I am not doing any chat show without consulting my management, they would have something to say about this'. Seriously how did they make a decision in life before they had a management company, I dread to think! It must be like living life by a rule book - who listens to one of those?

Quite frankly I thought it was dreadful that they all ganged up on Denise, yes she didn't help herself, but Nicola had no reason to stick her snotty nose into it, quite frankly I thought it was really nice of Franky to stick up for Denise, and he was honest to Nicola to her face.Yes Nicola you have been licking the twins arse since Geogie and Natalie left.

Nicola's little tantrum was like watching ground hog day with Nikki Graham having a tantrum, we do not need another Nikki Graham in this world!

What will tonight bring we have had a good day followed by a really bad day - and the bad day only started with a girls night in - lets be fair it's not like they could have done a girls night out!

CBB Super Chat

I was a massive fan of the CBB Super Chat Japanese game show hoax idea. Then again as I speak Japanese and have lived in Japan this was a clear winner from the start. The Japanese can get away with anything and genuinely do have crazy chat shows.

Fair play to Gareth, Romeo and the twins they completed and took part in everything they were asked to do, ok the twins  made a meal of it- but I suppose they were high pitched and sounded like Japanese girls at least. I am not sure how Gareth is ever going to live it down dancing as the sushi man!! He genuinely seemed a little upset when he found out he wasn't actually famous in Japan...bless! Time is a good healer Gareth, we know you loved every minute of it.

                                    

I do wonder what they actually put on the twins face - I doubt it was actually monkey poo, but their reaction was TV gold.

I cannot actually comprehend what Michael said ....where did they get the outfits? How did they find a Japanese impersonater in the middle of London, did they fly here in a space ship?......does he not realise that there are actually quite alot of Japanese people that live in London and Japnese fancy dress is rather popular and there is such a thing as the internet these days!!

The girls never fail to amuse you, a classic follows:-

Nicola,  what is this an ocean or a sea?, a sea is really really deep and an ocean is regular right? they have the Dead Sea and the Pacific Ocean!

Even Frankie knew a sea and an ocean were the same, that says alot.

Then they entertianed us again with another cracker:- There's an area of the sea thats not been explored because its too deep..... no kidding... more than half the world is covered in water, I wouldn't tell them taht just yet though tehy are still getting over that the oceanand the sea are the same thing!!!

They seemed so proud of their conversation as if they were having an intellectual conversation, imagine if they had a proper intellectual conversation that could be a good task! Talk for a minute on a topic provided by BB.

Take Me Out Disasters!!

This is the guy that looked hot - seemed like a bit of a catch until he stood next to Paddy and I believe he came up to Paddys knees and I believe the whole audience went....ooooohhhh maybe not. He could barely see above the light stands. Then he chose Wen, bet she didnt bargain on finding this out about him.

How could ITV get something so simple as a background check wrong! An escort and a criminal record. Bad times, not a very expensive escort at that! If your going to be one at least be a decent one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2084569/Take-Me-Out-contestant-Aaron-Withers-revealed-50-hour-escort.html

It would also seem that Tame Me Out hit the headlines again today, and once again not for good reasons.
It would appear that their back stage antics are anything to be desired - then again what do you expect from more than 20 desperate women, a load of men and a stack of booze....it was never going to be pretty and would always end up 'messy' shall we say!

I think TMO has some damage control to do.

Got to Dance

Got to Dance series 3 is back on our TV screens - which also means that Ashley Banjo is also gracing our TV screens, certainly can't complain.

Boadicea are definitely one to watch and a definite cert for the final, I cant say much about their gold shirts - in fact they are actually quite groteque but luckily their dancing was phenominal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDIt4ZSSxw

I would also put money on the fact that Magpie will be making it quite far in this competition - they just pull at your heart strings and one of them summed it up perfectly at the end saying we are all born to dance, whats more I think if they won you know that they would be the happiest and most grateful and it would certainly be putting the money to good use!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEt3ZN5h80

2012 is a welcome return

2012 is off to a good start with a new episode of Take me Out and Dancing on ice, ITV you do spoil us.
Has anyone also noticed that the contestants on Take me Out seem to have got hotter this series? I officially heart the fact they have also introduced a sister show - hosted by non other than the reality king himself.....Mark Wright.

Dancing on Ice also seems to have its fair share of female hotties this series as well as a new judging panel and host, I'm not going to lie, I haven't warmed to these yet. Yes Louie we get you are looking at choreography, this could bod well for a new drinking game while watching it, I swear he mentioned 'choreography ' everytime he spoke.

Of  course Celeb Big Brother is also underway, but I refuse to watch that garbage - how on earth is it still on TV I'm pretty sure this one should have been shelved a few years ago, so why do they insist on continuing it - I must also add that the people who go on the programme these days have so missed the boat and just come across a little desperate, feel free to convinve me otherwise. Surely when Channel 4 ditched it, it was a sign that BB had had its day, Channel 5 thought otherwise. Damn you Channel 5.

Wright v Human hamster eater!

Last night saw Freddie and Mark tackle the first of the bushtucker trials, The Greasy Spoon. You know that any restaurant sounding bushtucker is going to involve eating and not of the good kind. Mark went into the head to head  challenge against Starr and fought valiantly but I think he secretly knew he was never going to win against the hamster eater. Starr ate Wright under the table with not so much as a retch.

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The Greasy Spoon challenge consisted of 5 courses:- fermented egg and soldiers, buggle and squeak, bacon butt-y, grilled toe-mato and beans on toast. Doesn't sound so bad...or does it? The real ingredients are as follows:- fermented egg, cockroaches, mice tails and cheese fruit sauce, bush pig anus, camel toe and turkey testicles in saliva...yummy, where can I get my hands on these?

 

 

Freddie got stuck in from the word go and seemed to inhale all of his courses without so much as a wince or a second thought to what he was putting into his body, it was as though he had no taste buds. Mark on the other hand struggled on every course, heaving and wincing. He even went to the lengths of trying to hide some of the food under the toast, but Ant and Dec are smarter than that and made him eat it all. Mean time Freddie was tormenting Mark through every mouth full and stomach heave.  You would have thought that after being with Lauren, Mark could stomach anything including a camel toe!

You cant beat a good eating bushtucker trial!

Following the trial and on the return to the camp Freddie seemed in good spirits after winning the challenge and rectifying his previous task blunder. He mocked his team mate Mark and laughed as he said: 'Anyone who wears a bandanna and fake tan and puts cream on, they got no chance.' Shortly after this however Freddie took a funny turn and was taken to hospital. It would appear that Freddie had an allergic reaction to something he ate, but they cannot pinpoint the cause..funny that ... my bets are on the pig anus, after all it is full of shit! However the reaction could be a result of a spider bite, leech or tic. If it is food related lets be fair he not got to worry about eating any of that again apart from maybe camel toe