CBB Super Chat

I was a massive fan of the CBB Super Chat Japanese game show hoax idea. Then again as I speak Japanese and have lived in Japan this was a clear winner from the start. The Japanese can get away with anything and genuinely do have crazy chat shows.

Fair play to Gareth, Romeo and the twins they completed and took part in everything they were asked to do, ok the twins  made a meal of it- but I suppose they were high pitched and sounded like Japanese girls at least. I am not sure how Gareth is ever going to live it down dancing as the sushi man!! He genuinely seemed a little upset when he found out he wasn't actually famous in Japan...bless! Time is a good healer Gareth, we know you loved every minute of it.

                                    

I do wonder what they actually put on the twins face - I doubt it was actually monkey poo, but their reaction was TV gold.

I cannot actually comprehend what Michael said ....where did they get the outfits? How did they find a Japanese impersonater in the middle of London, did they fly here in a space ship?......does he not realise that there are actually quite alot of Japanese people that live in London and Japnese fancy dress is rather popular and there is such a thing as the internet these days!!

The girls never fail to amuse you, a classic follows:-

Nicola,  what is this an ocean or a sea?, a sea is really really deep and an ocean is regular right? they have the Dead Sea and the Pacific Ocean!

Even Frankie knew a sea and an ocean were the same, that says alot.

Then they entertianed us again with another cracker:- There's an area of the sea thats not been explored because its too deep..... no kidding... more than half the world is covered in water, I wouldn't tell them taht just yet though tehy are still getting over that the oceanand the sea are the same thing!!!

They seemed so proud of their conversation as if they were having an intellectual conversation, imagine if they had a proper intellectual conversation that could be a good task! Talk for a minute on a topic provided by BB.

Take Me Out Disasters!!

This is the guy that looked hot - seemed like a bit of a catch until he stood next to Paddy and I believe he came up to Paddys knees and I believe the whole audience went....ooooohhhh maybe not. He could barely see above the light stands. Then he chose Wen, bet she didnt bargain on finding this out about him.

How could ITV get something so simple as a background check wrong! An escort and a criminal record. Bad times, not a very expensive escort at that! If your going to be one at least be a decent one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2084569/Take-Me-Out-contestant-Aaron-Withers-revealed-50-hour-escort.html

It would also seem that Tame Me Out hit the headlines again today, and once again not for good reasons.
It would appear that their back stage antics are anything to be desired - then again what do you expect from more than 20 desperate women, a load of men and a stack of booze....it was never going to be pretty and would always end up 'messy' shall we say!

I think TMO has some damage control to do.

Got to Dance

Got to Dance series 3 is back on our TV screens - which also means that Ashley Banjo is also gracing our TV screens, certainly can't complain.

Boadicea are definitely one to watch and a definite cert for the final, I cant say much about their gold shirts - in fact they are actually quite groteque but luckily their dancing was phenominal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDIt4ZSSxw

I would also put money on the fact that Magpie will be making it quite far in this competition - they just pull at your heart strings and one of them summed it up perfectly at the end saying we are all born to dance, whats more I think if they won you know that they would be the happiest and most grateful and it would certainly be putting the money to good use!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEt3ZN5h80

2012 is a welcome return

2012 is off to a good start with a new episode of Take me Out and Dancing on ice, ITV you do spoil us.
Has anyone also noticed that the contestants on Take me Out seem to have got hotter this series? I officially heart the fact they have also introduced a sister show - hosted by non other than the reality king himself.....Mark Wright.

Dancing on Ice also seems to have its fair share of female hotties this series as well as a new judging panel and host, I'm not going to lie, I haven't warmed to these yet. Yes Louie we get you are looking at choreography, this could bod well for a new drinking game while watching it, I swear he mentioned 'choreography ' everytime he spoke.

Of  course Celeb Big Brother is also underway, but I refuse to watch that garbage - how on earth is it still on TV I'm pretty sure this one should have been shelved a few years ago, so why do they insist on continuing it - I must also add that the people who go on the programme these days have so missed the boat and just come across a little desperate, feel free to convinve me otherwise. Surely when Channel 4 ditched it, it was a sign that BB had had its day, Channel 5 thought otherwise. Damn you Channel 5.

Wright v Human hamster eater!

Last night saw Freddie and Mark tackle the first of the bushtucker trials, The Greasy Spoon. You know that any restaurant sounding bushtucker is going to involve eating and not of the good kind. Mark went into the head to head  challenge against Starr and fought valiantly but I think he secretly knew he was never going to win against the hamster eater. Starr ate Wright under the table with not so much as a retch.

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The Greasy Spoon challenge consisted of 5 courses:- fermented egg and soldiers, buggle and squeak, bacon butt-y, grilled toe-mato and beans on toast. Doesn't sound so bad...or does it? The real ingredients are as follows:- fermented egg, cockroaches, mice tails and cheese fruit sauce, bush pig anus, camel toe and turkey testicles in saliva...yummy, where can I get my hands on these?

 

 

Freddie got stuck in from the word go and seemed to inhale all of his courses without so much as a wince or a second thought to what he was putting into his body, it was as though he had no taste buds. Mark on the other hand struggled on every course, heaving and wincing. He even went to the lengths of trying to hide some of the food under the toast, but Ant and Dec are smarter than that and made him eat it all. Mean time Freddie was tormenting Mark through every mouth full and stomach heave.  You would have thought that after being with Lauren, Mark could stomach anything including a camel toe!

You cant beat a good eating bushtucker trial!

Following the trial and on the return to the camp Freddie seemed in good spirits after winning the challenge and rectifying his previous task blunder. He mocked his team mate Mark and laughed as he said: 'Anyone who wears a bandanna and fake tan and puts cream on, they got no chance.' Shortly after this however Freddie took a funny turn and was taken to hospital. It would appear that Freddie had an allergic reaction to something he ate, but they cannot pinpoint the cause..funny that ... my bets are on the pig anus, after all it is full of shit! However the reaction could be a result of a spider bite, leech or tic. If it is food related lets be fair he not got to worry about eating any of that again apart from maybe camel toe

I'm a celebrity...Get me out of here!

I am so glad I'm a celebrity is back...I love this programme! For those of you who don't know who they all are here's a quick low down:-

Mark Wright - Towie star - favourite to win - Mummy's boy - On a break from women
Jessica Jane Clement - Former page 3 girl turned TV star on The Real Hustle - engaged to Lee Stafford
Dougie Poynter - Band member of McFly - Hes the last member of the band to take part in a reality show. Was recently dating Frankie from the Saturdays.
Fatima Whitbread - Olympic medalist in Javelin - She is the man
Willie Carson - Famous retired jokey
Anthony Cotton - Coronation Street star, very camp
Crissy Rock - Star of denedorm
Lorraine Chase - Shes a lady - Star of Emmerdale
Stephanie Powell - American actress
Freddie Star - Comedian - Famous for the headline Freddie ate my hamster

Following the awkward meet and greet at the mansion and their last supper the 10 celebrities were split into 2 groups to determine how they would enter the jungle for their first in the wild.

Fatima Whitbread, Mark Wright, Crissy Rock, Lorraine Chase and Antony Cotton were in one group who would skydive into camp, while Stefanie Powers, Dougie Poynter, Willie Carson and Jessica-Jane Clement would canoe in.

If you haven't watched it yet I suggest you do - Mark Wright's reaction before jumping was priceless! He looked absolutely petrified and I am sure when Lauren watches it she won't stop laughing I was half expecting him to shout for his Mum or Arg. It was at this point that Mark alpha male status went out of the window. But in all fairness he did complete the challenge along with Anthony Cotton who upon landing started crying and Lorraine Chase who threw up in the bushes for a good 5 minutes after. Crissy Rock however did not complete the challenge and chickened out at the last minute, but subsequently had to wait for her teeth to be delivered back to her,  it would seem that you have to remove dentures before sky diving!

 Team 2 it would seem drew the short straw in more ways than one. I would much prefer jumping out of a plan to canoeing. I'm pretty sure Dougie would have been the first to push Stephanie out just for some peace and quiet. But he did get his own back when he attempted to get into the canoe with her and instead capsized her...priceless!

One way or another they all eventually arrived at the temporary camp for the night where they all had a bed waiting for them in a cave, which could only be described as smelling of dead animal carcase. To no surprise they all decided that the smell was too much and slept outside under the stars next to the campfire. I am not entirely sure which i would have preferred the safety of the cave with the smell of carcase or the open wilderness.

Day 2 was not about to become their friend as in the first typically grotesque Bushtucker trial – Scales of Justice – the campmates remained split into their teams and faced being dunked in fish gut water.

The trial saw the two teams of five being suspended above two tanks which contained fish guts, and slime.
The task required the celebrities to reach into locked boxes in front of them - using only their mouths - and obtain stars and keys that could be used to unlock other boxes. The team who unlocked all the boxes first would escape a dunking, get the luxury camp and win dinner for the camp.

Freddie somehow completely fluffed this up and only managed to scoop out 1 of the 2 stars from his box of mealworms while the other team finished. Freddie was still hunting for his second star even after the other team had achieved victory. I just don't under stand how he couldn't find the stars - the ends were sticking up!

Following the task, the winning team – Mark, Fatima, Antony, Crissie and Lorraine – were whisked off to luxury camp Croc Creek. Meanwhile, the losers – Dougie, Jessica, Willie, Freddie and Stefanie were taken to Snake Rock where they will have basic rations and no perks. Which resulted in more whinging from Stephanie the vegetarian.

The teams will remain separated for the foreseeable future to compete for food and luxuries, with Mark and Freddie going head to head in  tonight’s Greasy Spoon Bushtucker Trial...can't wait I cannot imagine Mark doing this for one second.

One thing I will say is its nice to see that the Mark you see in Towie is the real Mark Wright. He has so far come across as a genuinely lovely guy who just loves to hug people and my bets are on Anthony becoming his new Arg. How Lauren kept him for so many years is beyond me I am unsure how long he will last though - he has already announced he misses his Mum, aww bless! I cant wait to see more of him. I also find it strange that they have split Jessica and Mark up - surely that would have been TV gold.

Get me outta here!!!

It's that time of year again... time for I'm a celebrity down under. As usual there are a few we know the others not so much, but may grow on us. 


There are only 2 contestants at present that I am interested in and they are Mark Wright and Jessica Jane Clement or aka the eye candy for this year. I am pretty sure we may be in for a reenactment of Jordan and Peter again. 


I'm sure after Mark's hectic love life this is going to be a well deserved break for him, however I am not sure how well it will go down with Lauren or Sam. You cant blame them Jessica Jane is hot stuff - I certainly think we will see another iconic bikini shower shot again! Lets be truthful Mark is not one to shy away from a hot girl whether she has a ring on her finger or not! Jessica Jane's fiance Lee Stafford better not be the jealous type. Who knows how Mark will react being away from Essex for so long, I reckon there could be withdrawal symptoms!