Get me outta here!!!

It's that time of year again... time for I'm a celebrity down under. As usual there are a few we know the others not so much, but may grow on us. 


There are only 2 contestants at present that I am interested in and they are Mark Wright and Jessica Jane Clement or aka the eye candy for this year. I am pretty sure we may be in for a reenactment of Jordan and Peter again. 


I'm sure after Mark's hectic love life this is going to be a well deserved break for him, however I am not sure how well it will go down with Lauren or Sam. You cant blame them Jessica Jane is hot stuff - I certainly think we will see another iconic bikini shower shot again! Lets be truthful Mark is not one to shy away from a hot girl whether she has a ring on her finger or not! Jessica Jane's fiance Lee Stafford better not be the jealous type. Who knows how Mark will react being away from Essex for so long, I reckon there could be withdrawal symptoms!

Oh the sincerity!

For someone who has been kicked of the X-Factor Frankie Cocozza seems pretty happy with himself and seems to be almost proud of his one week bender and sex romp scandal! I am no guy however I am sure that there are a lot of guys giving him a high five for the latter!

I am however curious to find out what he has been doing in the studios - he is clearly not ready and grown up enough to cope with fame - I wonder which idiot has taken him on...surely not Simon Cowell?

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2060189/Frankie-Cocozza-axed-X-Factor-My-6-night-cocaine-bender.html

The X-tra addition

So we have all seen the papers -X-Factor bosses have decided to fill Frankie Cocaine Cocazza's place with one of the 4 that got kicked off in the first week! This now means that either Amelia, James, 2 Shoes or Jonjo could now make it back into the live shows and maybe even the final....how is that fair? Surely the simplest option was to reinstate Johnny Robinson as if it hadn't have been a double eviction he would still be in anyway?


I am sure Frankie is hanging his head in shame someone, this is one decision he is likely to regret for the rest of his life. It has also been announced that he has been edited from the M&S advert, however if you actually watch it closely he is still in the group shot and they still use his voice, they have simply edited out the close up shot of his solo. Not great editing if you ask me!


Back to the 4 with the second life line. My bets are on Amelia or James. In all fairness I cant even remember Jonjo's performance and the pregnant one from 2 Shoes is surely quite heavily pregnant now and will just get worse - plus they annoy the hell out of me. They are try hard wannabes who see themselves as a cross between the next additions to TOWIE and Sheilas Wheels , and they clearly are not!

3 is the lucky number!!!

It would seem that our prays have been answered, after last weekends double eviction it has also hit the papers this morning that the rock wannabe stop out that is Frankie Cocozza has been axed from the show after breaking a 'Golden Rule'!

Does this mean that in another shock sensation that they will have no eviction this weekend?... or perhaps they will bring Johnny Robinson back, only time will tell!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2058998/X-Factor-2011-Frankie-Cocozza-kicked-breaking-golden-rule.html

X-tra elimination!!!!

This week’s x-factor we saw an x-tra elimination with their double elimination on Sunday. I know that everyone was screaming at the TV when they announced that Frankie was once again safe.... seriously who is voting for him? My personal opinion is that Simon must have a call centre set up at one of his houses and has hired a load of elves to call in to save him...seems like a pretty logical idea! Let's be fair the arguments that Frankie causes between the judges is enough reason for Simon to keep Frankie in - I am sure it's helping the ratings.

You do have to feel sorry for Louis - however I did wonder if maybe both of his acts were going to get the chop - I would love to know what was going through his head. Despite the departure of Johnny Robinson I am sure we haven't seen the last of him just yet.

On a more positive note the performance by Florence and the Machine was amazing. However one thing that has pondered me for years as I cant say I follow her ... who is the machine?

Performance of the week goes to Marcus Collins :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT5IfjvNjBI

This week we wave farewell to Johnny Robinson and The Risk.

TOWIE

Well that was an eventful penultimate episode to say the least.

For those of you who did watch it I think you would agree that Lauren G clearly has no idea how to keep her dignity or play it cool, from someone who has just been through a break up that is not the way to play it or act in front of his family - I can safely say that if Mark goes back there he is an absolute fool, and if his family and friends didn’t already know it, she is a psycho! She embarrassed herself beyond belief and I am pretty sure everyone around wish she had just shut her mouth and let the ground swallow her up.

On the subject of Lauren G again...what is going on with her face - she’s always been a funny looking one and I can never decide if I think she is attractive but either the lighting and camera angle were unflattering or she is rather unfortunate and bad at makeup!!!

I am sorry - but although I understand Marias rationale behind the party - I couldn't quite believe that someone would have a wedding party as their 30th party theme! I understand that she is upset she hasn't married before she was 30, but please, a wedding themed party dos seem a little extreme and even more extreme to turn up in a horse and carriage, have bridesmaids and throw a bouquet, but each to their own I guess.

Reality Ville is back!

Apologies for being absent from your lives for some time and during some special reality TV golds, but what can I say break ups and house moving do take it toll - I am no Lauren Goodger though and kept my dignity in the process!