Mark Wrights Hollywood Nights

So Mark Wright hits our screens again - but this time not in Towie and not in a celeb reality show...no he has ventured out alone, when I mean alone I actually mean with 4 other friends and family, all who claim to be his best mate...what happened to Arg? Arg and Mark are the ultimate bromance. Maybe these 4 didn't make the cut for Towie!!!

Ok so 10 minutes in to this new programme the boys have arrived in LA, already have female connections and have hired a battered up Mondeo which does nothing for their street cred.

It turns out that the only star The Hollywood Star hotel they are booked into has, is actually in its name - that's one way to fool people into staying. Anyway 2 minutes after arriving there's a blazing row next door and what sounds like a gun shot, yes a gunshot, without fail a police officer knocks as the door seconds later as the boys are hatching a plan to jump out the window 2 storeys up. I am not being funny here but a gun shot or something rather loud has just happened next door and the only thing the cooper is concerned with is whether they have been drinking in their room and if they were over 21...nice priorities. Tommy, Mark's cousin gets taken outside and quizzed by the officer, who says he is trying to sort out who has what involvement or information on what has just occurred in an 'important matter', the director / cameraman tries to add to the 'realness' by stepping in and adding his 10cents worth, only for the officer to turn around and walk off down the street, yeah your really dealing with that scenario - clearly staged to make LA seem like the roughest neighbourhood. It's alright though the boys stayed together for moral support in one room!!!

It's ok though, the next day while the lads are having breakfast and happen to sit down next to a professional volleyballer and personal trainer who I am sure we will see again later in the series, Mark stepped into father role and sorts them all out with a swish bachelor Hollywood pad up in the hills. And yes ladies we did not go an episode without seeing his body, in true Wright style we had the million dollar I am pulling of my top casually to get into the pool- funny we didn't see anyone else in this way, although I am not sure we would like to.

In all fairness though this just looks like one big lads summer holiday. For the firs time ever we may get to see what happens on a lads holiday - however being under 21 Tommy will be stuck drinking milk while the others get lashed up....hahahaha so not cool!!

Massive LOL

How is the picture posted in the below post any worse than this!!! In fact this is worse and I am sure I can find worse....for someone who doesn't get her arse or boobs out and is a reserved person I think this picture says otherwise!!

Who ever created this disserves a round of applause!!!

Handbags at Dawn

Wow that was one explosive episode of CBB!! It was like being back at school in the playground watching girls throw their handbags around and pulling each others pigtails...not that I did this, although I cant deny that my mum made me wear pigtails...big mistake!!

I might be about to offend people here, but I am pretty sure I am only saying what half the people who watched CBB yesterday are thinking. How can Karissa be serious with what she said.....'I am the most reserved person in the house, I dont show my arse or boobs I shower in a bathing suit, I cant believe you have just seen my arse on TV' ....'My management is going to have something to say about this, there will be a law suit if you show my bum on national TV' , quite frankly WTF are you talking about, if I wanted to see your bum or even your boobs for that matter all I have to do is google you ......UUmmmm didnt you become famous as playboy mansion girl bearing all!!!!! How on earth is the TV any different from google images and videos. Money grabber springs to mind.

Talking of money grabbing, when they were told they were taking part in the Japanese chat show live, their instant reaction was, 'I am not doing any chat show without consulting my management, they would have something to say about this'. Seriously how did they make a decision in life before they had a management company, I dread to think! It must be like living life by a rule book - who listens to one of those?

Quite frankly I thought it was dreadful that they all ganged up on Denise, yes she didn't help herself, but Nicola had no reason to stick her snotty nose into it, quite frankly I thought it was really nice of Franky to stick up for Denise, and he was honest to Nicola to her face.Yes Nicola you have been licking the twins arse since Geogie and Natalie left.

Nicola's little tantrum was like watching ground hog day with Nikki Graham having a tantrum, we do not need another Nikki Graham in this world!

What will tonight bring we have had a good day followed by a really bad day - and the bad day only started with a girls night in - lets be fair it's not like they could have done a girls night out!

CBB Super Chat

I was a massive fan of the CBB Super Chat Japanese game show hoax idea. Then again as I speak Japanese and have lived in Japan this was a clear winner from the start. The Japanese can get away with anything and genuinely do have crazy chat shows.

Fair play to Gareth, Romeo and the twins they completed and took part in everything they were asked to do, ok the twins  made a meal of it- but I suppose they were high pitched and sounded like Japanese girls at least. I am not sure how Gareth is ever going to live it down dancing as the sushi man!! He genuinely seemed a little upset when he found out he wasn't actually famous in Japan...bless! Time is a good healer Gareth, we know you loved every minute of it.

                                    

I do wonder what they actually put on the twins face - I doubt it was actually monkey poo, but their reaction was TV gold.

I cannot actually comprehend what Michael said ....where did they get the outfits? How did they find a Japanese impersonater in the middle of London, did they fly here in a space ship?......does he not realise that there are actually quite alot of Japanese people that live in London and Japnese fancy dress is rather popular and there is such a thing as the internet these days!!

The girls never fail to amuse you, a classic follows:-

Nicola,  what is this an ocean or a sea?, a sea is really really deep and an ocean is regular right? they have the Dead Sea and the Pacific Ocean!

Even Frankie knew a sea and an ocean were the same, that says alot.

Then they entertianed us again with another cracker:- There's an area of the sea thats not been explored because its too deep..... no kidding... more than half the world is covered in water, I wouldn't tell them taht just yet though tehy are still getting over that the oceanand the sea are the same thing!!!

They seemed so proud of their conversation as if they were having an intellectual conversation, imagine if they had a proper intellectual conversation that could be a good task! Talk for a minute on a topic provided by BB.

Take Me Out Disasters!!

This is the guy that looked hot - seemed like a bit of a catch until he stood next to Paddy and I believe he came up to Paddys knees and I believe the whole audience went....ooooohhhh maybe not. He could barely see above the light stands. Then he chose Wen, bet she didnt bargain on finding this out about him.

How could ITV get something so simple as a background check wrong! An escort and a criminal record. Bad times, not a very expensive escort at that! If your going to be one at least be a decent one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2084569/Take-Me-Out-contestant-Aaron-Withers-revealed-50-hour-escort.html

It would also seem that Tame Me Out hit the headlines again today, and once again not for good reasons.
It would appear that their back stage antics are anything to be desired - then again what do you expect from more than 20 desperate women, a load of men and a stack of booze....it was never going to be pretty and would always end up 'messy' shall we say!

I think TMO has some damage control to do.

Got to Dance

Got to Dance series 3 is back on our TV screens - which also means that Ashley Banjo is also gracing our TV screens, certainly can't complain.

Boadicea are definitely one to watch and a definite cert for the final, I cant say much about their gold shirts - in fact they are actually quite groteque but luckily their dancing was phenominal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDIt4ZSSxw

I would also put money on the fact that Magpie will be making it quite far in this competition - they just pull at your heart strings and one of them summed it up perfectly at the end saying we are all born to dance, whats more I think if they won you know that they would be the happiest and most grateful and it would certainly be putting the money to good use!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEt3ZN5h80

2012 is a welcome return

2012 is off to a good start with a new episode of Take me Out and Dancing on ice, ITV you do spoil us.
Has anyone also noticed that the contestants on Take me Out seem to have got hotter this series? I officially heart the fact they have also introduced a sister show - hosted by non other than the reality king himself.....Mark Wright.

Dancing on Ice also seems to have its fair share of female hotties this series as well as a new judging panel and host, I'm not going to lie, I haven't warmed to these yet. Yes Louie we get you are looking at choreography, this could bod well for a new drinking game while watching it, I swear he mentioned 'choreography ' everytime he spoke.

Of  course Celeb Big Brother is also underway, but I refuse to watch that garbage - how on earth is it still on TV I'm pretty sure this one should have been shelved a few years ago, so why do they insist on continuing it - I must also add that the people who go on the programme these days have so missed the boat and just come across a little desperate, feel free to convinve me otherwise. Surely when Channel 4 ditched it, it was a sign that BB had had its day, Channel 5 thought otherwise. Damn you Channel 5.